My Ninja Husband

Have a look (and maybe a giggle) at the following images, and then I will explain what they have to do with this post.  

So, I am convinced that my husband must have been dreaming about one of these scenarios 2 nights ago.  Why, you ask?  Because, he performed this very move on me in his sleep.  Straight to the forehead, above my right eye.  When I yelped, he woke up and realized what had happened, and felt terribly!  After he got his bearings, he asked what he did exactly.  I told him he must have been dreaming he was a ninja or a karate master because he definitely just used one of their moves on me!  Trying not to laugh (mostly at my ninja comparison), he made sure I was ok before we went back to sleep. (Disclaimer:  my husband does not beat me, nor is he abusive.  He just has super real dreams that he occasionally frequently acts out, usually on me.  Sometimes on the pillow.  I prefer when the pillow gets it.)  This move he used is called the palm strike in karate.  I looked it up because I knew I'd seen it before, other than the split second when I saw it flying towards me in the middle of the night.  I must have moved or something, and had opened my eyes right before, and because of the street lamp outside, I could see his hand coming, with only enough reaction time to close my eyes.  I was not pleased then, but now it's pretty humorous.  Oh, the stories I could tell about his dreams, and his sleepwalking.  I chalk it up to a side effect of his job.  I thought a king bed was supposed to fix this problem.  I'm going to start sleeping behind a pillow wall, maybe that will help!

Oh, and because my honey is such a sweetie and felt so badly, I got a 1 1/2 hour head rub last night.  Apology accepted:)